1. |
420bbslut
02:46
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Hey grl, let's chat on AIM
Here's some lined paper to write yr screen name
And when she handed me a spit covered note
I knew we were in the same dirty-handed boat
And when I read her SN
I was sent straight to heaven
So I read it, I read it, I read it again
So that it could be burned into my head
~
CHORUS:
Yes she is 420bbslut
Her AOL screen name is 420bbslut
Four two oh little baby slut
A whirlwind of fantasies hit my gut
~
Like kissin on her cherry balm lips
Goin out for banana split
Long hair growin from our beanies
Smokin bowls and pretending
That we are genies
That we are genies
That we are genies!
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CHORUS
~
Like makin fun of tweens at the mall
Lighting each other's bowls
Gropin' on each other's boobs
Smokin all sorts of
Doobie doobs
Doobie doobs
We're smokin and tokin
You think that we're brokin
Ya man ain't jokin
Now here comes the chorus!
~
Yes she is 420bbslut
Her AOL screen name is 420bbslut
Four two oh little baby slut
She is such a stoner
It gives me a clit boner
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2. |
Alien Babe
02:19
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I want to believe
Where are you Mulder and Scully?
~
Beep beep...
Hella stars!
Beep beep...
Eep op ork ah ah!
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Saw a flash across the blue
My TV dream is about to come true
About to meet an intergalactic you
Will you be my extra terrestial boo
I wanna take her on a date
Past the stars through the milky way
Oh, I could be her human slave
She's an Alien Babe
~
So I ran out the house and through the field
To where the UFO had landed into Earth
And when the space ship opened up
It revealed a total ALIEN Babe
She had see-through green skin, spoke in music notes,
And had the best ASS-teroid on the face of the galaxy
We took off at the speed of light
Drank juice on Jupiter
Ate Mars Bars on Mars
And got totally sucked into a black hole
And by the end of the night she asked me if I could...
If she could...
If we could be PROBED
(AHHHH!)
~
Beep beep...
The truth is out there stupid!
Beep beep...
Eep ohp ork ah ah!
Beep beep...
The babes are out there ya dingus!
~
Alien Babe
She's an Alien Babe
I'm in love with an Alien Babe
She's an Alien Babe
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3. |
Unicorn Grl
03:05
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I used to think you were so attractive
But I grew out of that phase
When you said what you saw in me was what you hated in yrself
You should have just punched me in the face
~
I'll be dreamin' of a Unicorn Grl
I'll be screamin' for a Unicorn Grl
~
I used to think your fractal geometry was the pattern for me
But we don't connect at the lines
I need a love that sends me out of this world
I need a love that drives me out of my mind
~
I'll be prayin' for a Unicorn Grl
I'll be slayin' for a Unicorn Grl
~
Wow...
I think it's time I went on a search for romance
Through the jelly doughnut vortex of love
Yeah I'll kiss all the mermaids
And I'll hug all the witches
And Unicorn Grl and I
Will intertwine
For an infinite time!
~
Unicorn Grl, I love you
Unicorn Grl, I think I love you
Unicorn Grl, I'm so madly in love with you
Unicorn Grl, I love you!
Unicorn Grl, I love you
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4. |
Witch
02:27
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All right Children, on the beat!
Witch, witch, yr a witch!
Witch, witch, yr a witch!
Witch, witch, yr a witch!
(Keep going!)
Witch, witch, yr a witch!
Daddy...
I have something to tell you...
I'm coming out of the broom closet!
I'm a witch!
~
CHORUS:
I'm a witch!
I'm a witch!
I'm a witch!
About to cast a love curse and make you my bitch
I'm a witch!
I'm a witch!
I'm a witch!
You better watch out for my nose twitch, cuz:
~
Full moon out tonight
Bathin with my crystals feels so right
Gonna take my broom in flight
To Teen Witch Mountain, outta sight!
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CHORUS
~
My boyfriend is King of the Bats
My best friend is a talking cat
Around my neck is a lavender rat
Cuz I'm a witch and that is that!
~
I'm a witch!
I'm a witch!
I'm a witch!
I'm a witch.
~
I don't wear black because it's slimming.
I wear black because I'm dead on the inside!
Is that a wand in your pocket?
Or are you just happy to see me?
I didn't cast a curse on you!
Your face has always looked like that!
~
CHORUS
I'm a witch!
I'm a witch!
I'm a witch!
Hocus Pocus, all of us smoke it, DADDY!!!
I'm a witch.
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5. |
Cartoon Living
03:09
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Melody and Lyrics written by Amber Fargano
Bass: Vishinna Turner
Drums: Audrey Johnson
Glockenspiel, organ, main vocals: Amber Fargano
Backing Vocals: Victoria Crow & Staci McDowell
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6. |
Pizza Grrrlfriend
01:46
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When they brought her to the door
My jaw dropped to the floor
Oh mama, mama, I think I'm in love
Did they make her from above?
But she's not like you and me
You see
So I guess I better explain
Before I drive you all insane
She...is...my...
~
CHORUS:
Pizza Girlfriend
Pizza Girlfriend
Pizza Girlfriend
PIZZA GIRLFRIEND!
Pizza Girlfriend
Pizza Girlfriend
Pizza Girlfriend
PIZZA GIRLFRIEND!
Oh, Oh, Oh-oh
PIZZA GIRLFRIEND!
Oh, Oh, Oh-oh
PIZZA GIRLFRIEND!
~
Cheese me
Tease me
Baby, won't you please me tonight
Jalapeno, pineapple, garlic
I'm love sick
For you
I'll eat you
Breakfast, lunch and dinner
I don't care if I never get thinner with you
BABY, WITH YOU!
PIZZA GIRLFRIEND!
~
CHORUS
OH.
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