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released December 21, 2014



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Track Name: Alien Babe
I want to believe
Where are you, Mulder and Scully?

Beep beep...
Hella stars!
Beep beep...
Eep opp ork ah ah!

Saw a flash across the blue
My TV dreams are about to come true
Gonna meet an intergalactic you
Will you be my extra terrestrial boo?

I wanna take her on a date
Past the stars, through the milky way
Oh I could be her human slave
She's an Alien Babe

So I ran out the house and through the field
To where the UFO had crash landed into earth
And when the space ship opened up,
It revealed a total Alien Babe
She had see-through green skin
Spoke in music notes
And had the best ASSteroid on this side of the galaxy
We took off at the speed of light
Drank juice on Jupiter, ate Mars Bars on Mars
And got totally sucked into a black hole!
And by the end of the night she asked me if I could...
If she could....
If we could...

Beep beep...
The truth is out there, stupid!
Beep beep...
Eep ohp ork ah ah!
Beep beep...
The babes are out there, ya dingus!

Alien Babe
She's and Alien Babe
I'm in love with an Alien Babe
She's an Alien Babe