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420bbslut 02:46
Hey grl, let's chat on AIM Here's some lined paper to write yr screen name And when she handed me a spit covered note I knew we were in the same dirty-handed boat And when I read her SN I was sent straight to heaven So I read it, I read it, I read it again So that it could be burned into my head ~ CHORUS: Yes she is 420bbslut Her AOL screen name is 420bbslut Four two oh little baby slut A whirlwind of fantasies hit my gut ~ Like kissin on her cherry balm lips Goin out for banana split Long hair growin from our beanies Smokin bowls and pretending That we are genies That we are genies That we are genies! ~ CHORUS ~ Like makin fun of tweens at the mall Lighting each other's bowls Gropin' on each other's boobs Smokin all sorts of Doobie doobs Doobie doobs We're smokin and tokin You think that we're brokin Ya man ain't jokin Now here comes the chorus! ~ Yes she is 420bbslut Her AOL screen name is 420bbslut Four two oh little baby slut She is such a stoner It gives me a clit boner
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Alien Babe 02:19
I want to believe Where are you Mulder and Scully? ~ Beep beep... Hella stars! Beep beep... Eep op ork ah ah! ~ Saw a flash across the blue My TV dream is about to come true About to meet an intergalactic you Will you be my extra terrestial boo I wanna take her on a date Past the stars through the milky way Oh, I could be her human slave She's an Alien Babe ~ So I ran out the house and through the field To where the UFO had landed into Earth And when the space ship opened up It revealed a total ALIEN Babe She had see-through green skin, spoke in music notes, And had the best ASS-teroid on the face of the galaxy We took off at the speed of light Drank juice on Jupiter Ate Mars Bars on Mars And got totally sucked into a black hole And by the end of the night she asked me if I could... If she could... If we could be PROBED (AHHHH!) ~ Beep beep... The truth is out there stupid! Beep beep... Eep ohp ork ah ah! Beep beep... The babes are out there ya dingus! ~ Alien Babe She's an Alien Babe I'm in love with an Alien Babe She's an Alien Babe
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Unicorn Grl 03:05
I used to think you were so attractive But I grew out of that phase When you said what you saw in me was what you hated in yrself You should have just punched me in the face ~ I'll be dreamin' of a Unicorn Grl I'll be screamin' for a Unicorn Grl ~ I used to think your fractal geometry was the pattern for me But we don't connect at the lines I need a love that sends me out of this world I need a love that drives me out of my mind ~ I'll be prayin' for a Unicorn Grl I'll be slayin' for a Unicorn Grl ~ Wow... I think it's time I went on a search for romance Through the jelly doughnut vortex of love Yeah I'll kiss all the mermaids And I'll hug all the witches And Unicorn Grl and I Will intertwine For an infinite time! ~ Unicorn Grl, I love you Unicorn Grl, I think I love you Unicorn Grl, I'm so madly in love with you Unicorn Grl, I love you! Unicorn Grl, I love you
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Witch 02:27
All right Children, on the beat! Witch, witch, yr a witch! Witch, witch, yr a witch! Witch, witch, yr a witch! (Keep going!) Witch, witch, yr a witch! Daddy... I have something to tell you... I'm coming out of the broom closet! I'm a witch! ~ CHORUS: I'm a witch! I'm a witch! I'm a witch! About to cast a love curse and make you my bitch I'm a witch! I'm a witch! I'm a witch! You better watch out for my nose twitch, cuz: ~ Full moon out tonight Bathin with my crystals feels so right Gonna take my broom in flight To Teen Witch Mountain, outta sight! ~ CHORUS ~ My boyfriend is King of the Bats My best friend is a talking cat Around my neck is a lavender rat Cuz I'm a witch and that is that! ~ I'm a witch! I'm a witch! I'm a witch! I'm a witch. ~ I don't wear black because it's slimming. I wear black because I'm dead on the inside! Is that a wand in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me? I didn't cast a curse on you! Your face has always looked like that! ~ CHORUS I'm a witch! I'm a witch! I'm a witch! Hocus Pocus, all of us smoke it, DADDY!!! I'm a witch.
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Melody and Lyrics written by Amber Fargano Bass: Vishinna Turner Drums: Audrey Johnson Glockenspiel, organ, main vocals: Amber Fargano Backing Vocals: Victoria Crow & Staci McDowell
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When they brought her to the door My jaw dropped to the floor Oh mama, mama, I think I'm in love Did they make her from above? But she's not like you and me You see So I guess I better explain Before I drive you all insane She...is...my... ~ CHORUS: Pizza Girlfriend Pizza Girlfriend Pizza Girlfriend PIZZA GIRLFRIEND! Pizza Girlfriend Pizza Girlfriend Pizza Girlfriend PIZZA GIRLFRIEND! Oh, Oh, Oh-oh PIZZA GIRLFRIEND! Oh, Oh, Oh-oh PIZZA GIRLFRIEND! ~ Cheese me Tease me Baby, won't you please me tonight Jalapeno, pineapple, garlic I'm love sick For you I'll eat you Breakfast, lunch and dinner I don't care if I never get thinner with you BABY, WITH YOU! PIZZA GIRLFRIEND! ~ CHORUS OH.

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All of your favorite hymns from the church of Fatty Cakes have been finally recorded! The Puff Pastries bring you every tasty treat your ears have ever desired.

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released July 2, 2016

Amber Fargano: Glockenspiel, Chord Organ, Lyrics, Main Vocals
Vishinna Turner: Bass, Lyrics, Backing Vocals
Audrey Johnson: Drums
Victoria Crow: Backing Vocals
Staci McDowell: Backing Vocals
Recorded by Jacob Lee
Recorded at Studio Itz in Fresno, CA
Album Art by Bjorn Kopas

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